Joke of the Week

An older couple was watching TV. The man stretches and says, "Honey, I think I'll go to the kitchen and get some ice cream. Would you like some?"

"Believe I would thanks."

"Would you like some chocolate sauce on it?"

"Yes, I would . . . but now be sure and write that down so you won't forget."

Her husband glares, shakes his head, and marches off to the kitchen. Twenty minutes pass as the husband rustles about. Finally, he reappears, carrying a plateful of scrambled eggs.

"Why," exclaims the wife, "I told you to write it down. Here you've come back and forgotten my bacon!"